LOVE IT(Y)

one of my friend posted this.
bjective:
Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule:
Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
then, tag 20 ppl and do the same!

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
If you're cute, then im like th cutest !

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
Thn everyone's definition of beautiful/handsome will become th opposite.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Ohmy, but i dont like you !

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
Yea, i think so too. Cause im more than perfectly multi-skilled.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums
Wht ? You're a Bruneian ?

If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
Yea, but i knw you love me.

2)What you looking at? I am not interested in you!
Ohshucks, i was admiring th lamp post beside you, sorry if you think i was looking at you !

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
Wht, im alr attached. Go find someone else single to say this.

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
Tt'll be my worst nightmare.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
Rlly ? But im prettier. Does tt means tt i cn make more ppl hate you ?

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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:


1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Th first second tt we're in a r/s, i've alr been admitted into th hospital's A&E.

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
Its a torture for me to read out my number to you.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night?
Oh, for your case, th whole night means 0.0000000000000000000001secs. Bye.

4) What do you like about me?
Hmm, i'll need centuries to ponder over this tough qns.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
You are handsome(*sigh), and i like you so much.(*sigh)

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
Hi mummy !

2) You smell like shit!
I think tt came from you.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
Aww, dont be jealous. I knw you hate me to th core cause im much much much better than you.

4) What an ugly creature you are!
My name is mirror ! :D

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
Okay, i'll cheer whn you fall !